juss a lil freestyle i did while showering hehe

DISS HEAT GOT ME TAKIN A SHOWER

LIKEE ERRRRE HOUR

OHHFUHHK FINNN START COLLEGE IN A MONTH

BUT I AINT EVEN FINNN FRONT 

WHEN IM DONE SHOWERIN IMA BE ROLLIN DAT BLUNT

WHILE NIGGA BAO IS STILL IN DA SLUMS 

WITH THE AUTHENTIC AZN BBY GIRLS

ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE WORLD

MOTHERUFCKIN BE EATIN HIS 2 DOLLAR MEAL PAYIN WIT A 5 TELLIN HIM DUU TO KEEP DA CHANGE

NIGGA FEEL LIKE HE THAAAA MAN

GET DOLLAZ. HEHEHE

phuc.. i accept your challenge. WHAT ?! A TEK+PHUC COLLAB ROUND FUCKING THREE?! OMGGGGGG ITS DOOMSDAY. alright hit me with a beat.

I AGREE THIS WEATHER IS GETTING QUITE HOT

YOU TAKE A FEW SHOWERS, I TAKE ALOT

YOU DO IT BY THE HOUR

I STAY IN FOR DAYS

GOT ME SMELLING LIKE A FLOWER

STEALIN YO FUCKING GIRL, I GUESS CRIME PAYS

AND YEAH DONT FRONT YOU GOTTA GET THAT DE-GREE

BRING HOME THE FYC FAMILY SOME MONEY

AND IF YOU DO ROLL THAT BLUNT, I’LL STEAL IT LIKE THE VIET CONG

BUT ILL SEND IT TO MY BROTHER BAO, OVER IN VIETNAM

THIS SHIT GOES FUNNY, BETTER RECORD IT LIKE A SITCOM

FUCK NIGGA ITS SO HOT, BOUT TO GET ME A SLURPEE

IF BAO’S FUCKING THE GIRLS IN VIETNAM,

BETTER HOPE HE DON’T COME BACK WITH HERPES.

mofucka you think you hard but you aint harder than my erection

watch me lay a load on you and leave you in destruction

i aint even gotta say nohomo 

cus you kno im da gayest STRAIGHT do0d you knoooo

niggga i kill viet congz

hang em up then slice off their ding dongz

then ill feed it you

and you be eating that shit saying “dis sum good fuuuuD”

nigga i dont need no money or DE-GREE

the best things in life are FREEEEEEEEEE

but im hungry for the green like a rabbit for the cabbage

i doo straight damage

nigga you smell like  a flower i fuckin hate flowerz

pound yo ass to powder

then snort that shit like cocaine

but i aint kurt cobain

so ill just pass it to the homie ian

cus i kno he a motherFUCKING FEEEN

—ooooh bao comes back with fire from the VN.

— nigga those are my 18barz bao aint got nothin on me

—oh xin loi xin loi. ian wheres ur bars at?! 

—the ony bars ian got is fuckin chocolate

—my raps went crazy, and still are,
i turned your raps down, like opening a pill jar,
heard your raps, my ears still scarred,
im like the iphone4, cause i still kill your bars.

— wow nigga im bout to shut yo shit down righhnowww boyeee

FYI, APPLES BEEN GIVING AWAY FREE IPHONE4 CASES, SO MY BARS STILL STRONG

AND YOU STILL SOFT AND MY DICK STILL LONG

ILL FUCKING CUT ALL YOUR LIMBS OFF WITH A LIGHTSABER

LIKE DARTH VADER BUT I AINT CHURRR FATHER

THEN ILL CUT OFF YOUR HEAD AND GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT SO YOU CANT SEE SHIT

THEN HANG THAT MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT IN FRONT OF SATAN’S GATE