look at pookiedookz and ptek trynna kick rhymes
compare to mine, your rap don’t even make cents (sense) while i’m over here mackin’ dimes
but you know i’m only getting at the high class bitches, call mr.kevin federline
uh uh uh i’m….so one of a kind and since i’m spitting it in vietnam that means my rhymes are way ahead of your time.
and y’all dudes on some gay shit.
picture of a naked dude.that’s nothing to play with.
and right now i’m soo high up like mars, that means i spit better bars, wait, i’m spittin’ sickness, nevermind i’m spittin’ sars.
now word to phuc for starting the freestyle, but you know i’m the eminem in here and this is 8 mile.
- you already know who will spit clever shit like thissss.
AIGHHH THIS IS 8 MILE
AND I AM BIRTTANY MURPHY
NAHH THIS IS BROKEBACK MOUTAIN, YOURE HEATH LEDGER
IF YOURE SRARS THEN IM AIDS, IMA COME GETCHA
CUS IM SICK WIT IT, YOU JUS A TROLL
I’LL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD THEN FUCK THE BULLETHOLE
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this dude talking about he’s sick with it, like he live with it, talking about how he’s aids, when this dude never even got laid.
and enough with the gun talk, when this battle is to let the puns,talk.
my flo’ is willy wonka,it makes your gum drop ( hehe see what i did there?)
and please don’t even reply, cause rhymes weak as fuck, so get in the back of the line.
and i’m calling out the little bro patek drop a piece of his mind.
—nigga you take too much time writin your rhymes
while i jussay whts on my mind
i dont fuck wit writtenz so why you even bother spittin
nigga i cant even take you seriously nigga jus stay cute like a kitten
and ill kill all your 9lives with these 10bars
you spit sars i fuckin spit acid melt your face n leave it wit scars
you dont needa fuck to get aids, cant beleee you didnt kno that shit
you prolly have it and you dont even kno it
you willy wonka, i must be charlie bucket motherfucker all your shit is mine
this shit funny you kno im not even tryin my shit dont even rhyme HAHAHA
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alright teks here
so i thought of this rap while lying in bed,
i guess ill spit it out, make you niggas dread,
you guys think youre so slick, making wackass jokes,
but when a real nigga steps up to the plate, all you fuckas choke,
so sit back and let a real man spit real rhymes,
im on the court while you niggas on the sideline,
im not even spitting game, im just scrimmagin,
my flow so ill, it needs unnecessary censorship,
i fuck your minds so hard youre gonna need to see therapy,
i watch porn when i write rhymes, call me MC Ron Jeremy,
honestly, you cats actually think you spit fire,
fucking puns all played, reading it; make my eyes so tired,
cant believe you actually think you rap well,
ill eat your mediocre bars, and fucking throw up HELL.